Trees

I hate when people say that we can learn a lot from animals. Because animals are nice and aren't demanding. Bullshit! I think we can learn from trees. Think about. I mean trees aren't racist. When is the last time you saw two or three Pines beat the shit out of an Oak and try to hang him from a human? Sexist? Nope you will ever see a Red Wood chase down a Maple and fuck it in an alley. Another good thing we can learn from trees? Green Movement. We can learn to totally give up on the green movement. Trees don't even recycle. Apparently they can see through lies better than you an I. Also there are no homophobic trees. I have never seen that. I guess that's because trees don't give a shit. No tree tries to push an agenda... well with the exception of those used to make bibles and billboards, but I can't blame that on them. They were just innocent victims. Also there have never been any tree wars. You will never see the Apple Trees fence in the Ferns to burn them. Even if it would be a frightfully good way to commit genocide. So remember we can learn lessons from trees. Like not to kill, rape or commit genocide. If only those were common sense.